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Seriously, this is excellent work.
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I'm sorry, but I have now left DeviantArt. You can still see what's on my profile page if you'd like.
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"If you and me were the last two people on earth, I would skin you and gut you. And live in you."
~Unknown
Totally gives me the creeps, and it is badass!
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This is the internet. If your panties get bunched up easily I'd suggest not wearing any
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I wonder if you'll see this; I wonder if you'll care.
But most of all, I wonder if you're really even there.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO AWESOME?!
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There are people who believe that humans and dinosaurs co-existed. And what this is, plain and simple, is a psychotic reaction. I cant be nice about this, because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary.
Lewis Black
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The mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open
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"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms."
Robert Heinlein
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